Friday, November 24, 2006

Job opening

Looks like the U will be searching for a new warden/zoo keeper/truant officer/scumbag wrangler. They dumped Head Coach Larry Coker today. I'm pretty sure he'll look back on this and wonder just how in the world he got out of there alive. I hear that he is now looking for a much easier job than trying to guide those criminals, like Killer Whale Proctologist

2 comments:

cfg said...

WOrd on the street is that Dantonio is going to MSU. Maybe Coker could fill the void at Cincinnati and make the football team as infamous as the hoopsters.

trojanhorse said...

What about Johnny Oates?
Ray Malavasi?
Bo Schem........never mind.